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ohlookanimeboys:

When I meet a friend’s friend and they leave us alone together

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I dont want sex, I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.

Then sex.

(via desolategrl)
Me: do you like rough sex
Them: yeah lip biting is great
Me: no you don't understand

walking past your crush

lameboob:

they worked so hard to slip that in

shelteredandnaive:

jennyatsdcc:

tavidan:

shameglobe:

fyeah-hetalia:

You know what show had the biggest plot twist ever? 

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I had absolutely no clue Blue was a girl

meaning my entire childhood was spent shipping two female dogs

I had a lesbian dog otp at the age of 5 omfg

Magenta is a boy

what the fuck

blue’s clues took assigned gender colors and told society to suck it

Magenta was a girl though

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

conversantaparade:

oh my gosh you guys

today in art 120, my intro to design class

our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us

and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing

and about a minute in I look around

and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively

and I’ve drawn

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE

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HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

asian:

Please do not go through my camera roll there’s nothing inappropriate i just don’t want you to know how many selfies i take.

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner
just-relatable:

good vibes here!
surprisebitch: